bad week…I only spent one short night at home here. All the rest in that bloody hot crap city of Dar es Salaam. Well maybe it’s a bearable city once you live there but to go from one hotel to the next because I couldn’t get full bookings all week spoilt my days. Traffic jams are notoriously awful. The beaches are disgusting. I’ll visit further, much further next time. This is not to say that Arusha is much better: to spend one week in hotels in this town would be awful too.
well there are always ways to survive. I took a new kind of taxi in Tanzania, the Indian tuk tuks have arrived here. 3 wheels, 2 stroke engines, a roof…Much more fresh air than a car, smaller so they can squeeze in and escape more easily in jams than a normal cab. I still hate cab drivers of any kind here: they sit at the strategic spots and wait for victims, preferably white, and pester them as soon as they are in sight. “hey my friend (or boss, or brother), taxi?”. No really? 10 white Toyota saloon cars parked in a row in front of a hotel…I would have never guessed! You make the mistake the pass along those 10 cars, and all of the drivers, till the tenth will still offer the ride nevertheless you declined all the previous one. Years back, I’d once in a while challenge that and ask Mr 10 why I would go with him since I said no to the others? Would he think he was more handsome or more charming than them that I might fall for him, or maybe that his car looked in better condition? Inevitably I got blank stares. I stopped quickly.
Hookers might be a topic too. Some hotel bars are literally invaded like the renowned Qbar, which is also a hotel, quite decent with great music on Fridays. I stayed there this Friday. The girls were all hot, half dressed or half naked, up to your idea of the half glass stuff. Hot but smartly dressed and made up, the kind of chicks you expect to see in our discos in the West I guess. This being Tanzania with a big muslim population, it is a bit more unusual. I’ve seen real vulgarity at other places but not here. I guess the owner put some conduct codes in place because these chicks behaved and didn’t jump on every male in the place. Of course the game is very clear, no mistake either: stealthy approaches, expressive winks or smiles… the chat can be funny too:
-I had: “oooh you look so strong, are you a bouncer?”. Sure, coming from a 50 kg chick…even Sarkozy or Woody Allen would look like bouncers to her anyway.
another girl: “C’mon, am from Zanzibar!”, “so?”, “well thats a thing to do before you die: sex with a Muslim”, I had never heard of that one!
-“C’mon, try me, once you get Black, you never go back”…
at another hotel, “best deal my dear, you can have or do everything but no culo”. Why culo and not ass? Do I look Italian suddenly? Just teased her and said some other girls would give “culo” so which one would then be the best deal? Blank stare…but quickly she added “you pay a bit more and my friend comes as well”. “I see but still no culo?”. “no, no culo…”….
-“hey sweetie, do you need company tonight?” being a classic.
and this could go on for a long time. They don’t let it go very easily if you chat. Even when you say no, there is no guarantee that they’ll stop there. It depends on how many potential victims hang around. If the balance is not right… but it was only talking. No touching so far. Just a strong negative answer will do the job to send them away.
Nairobi is a different story, I remember the famous Florida 2000 where one man (any kind, any age, any look) has no time to set one foot in that he is drowned (I hardly exaggerate: I have counted once 5 girls holding my arms) under sweet smiling girls. Some men are stupid enough to get hooked and marry one, denying the prostitution aspect. It’s true that for one second, the illusion is great. So the girls are all over the “poor” victim, and there, to get rid of them is difficult, really difficult. At some point, only one will stay around, well on the guy, on his lap, kissing, showing off her deep cleavage, making hot promises. ..they don’t take a no for an answer. My friend JP tried to get rid of his attacker by saying that he shared a room with me. She didn’t even look at me but answered she could handle 2 guys in many ways, no problem…what to say after this? That you’re broke is probably the only answer or being gay.