local cops try to make you pay/bribe by pretending you took the wrong direction on a one-way street. When challenged, these cops would show you the back of some unrelated road signs to prove their point. It might work with new comers in the country who are still scared to discuss with cops…on one occasion one cop jumped in my car and told me to speed away to save my life she said from angry locals! true they were angry because I was blocking a bus. On that one she might have been right.
one reader in the world famous “Arusha Times” once wrote that in Europe Middle Ages, road thrives were tortured, put in jail hanged and so on. Nowadays they are given white uniforms and salaries (obviously not enough the reader wisely concluded). I guess the cops didn’t appreciate that comment at all.
2 guys were riding a fancy brand new motorbike when some thieves waiting in ambush threw a bicycle on their path. They crashed unfortunately as planned by these criminals who didn’t even steal the motorbike when they realised it would be of no use here. A rare big KTM is hard to get rid of even in spare parts and even the clumsiest cop might do some zeal…it would have been a regular dirt Honda 250 like mine…luckily the bikers were not that wounded and managed to put the KTM in a pick up and go home and hospital. Nice lack of respect for life is the moral of the story.
the same guys, bad karma lately, were in a taxi that got involved in a road accident. Local people got pumped up for whatever reason, got crazy and decided to attack the 2 guys who had absolutely nothing to do with the accident. But somebody has to pay, right? Just anybody will do, especially supposedly rich white expats or tourists. The guys had to run away, hide in a corn field and throw stones at the morons to keep them away…
an apparently funnier story but equally horrible in the end: Flying Medical Service had an airstrip near Ngorongoro that was finally closed down because the local witchdoctor managed to convince the local tribe that we, and the aircraft, were in fact cursed and bringing diseases. So people preferred to believe that criminal and didn’t receive any treatment nor vaccination. And they kept on dying while trying to get cured by the criminal. Good business for him and him only. Witchcraft, or “juju”,is unfortunately still very big in Tanzania. Dug up dead bodies, skinned bodies found behind a bush, albino killings, amputations…
having said that, I used that medieval belief (though not long ago in Europe countryside for instance…) to get my way out of some trouble with an obnoxious official (a pleonasm I know) by telling him I’d pay a witch doctor a hefty fee to curse him. A hefty fee so that he couldn’t afford a counter curse and the scared official let me go, heehee.
another time was with a mechanic who kept promising that the airplane was fine but nevertheless the engine kept on stopping while airborne. On the 4th time, I got annoyed and told him that if I died because his bloody promises, my ghost would haunt his nights for the rest of his life. He turned green and went to recheck something. The engine still stopped a few more times though…
it might look awful to live in those conditions but there are many positive life aspects here to compensate. And life would be so boring in Belgium for me…it’s a bit like old people who hated to be drafted in the military service but they keep on reminding memories and talk endlessly about them…