weekly gruesome facts appear in the newspapers. The most common one seems to relate to mob justice.
I’ve lost counts on how many pedophiles caught red handed have been killed by irate family members or neighbors. Thieves are equally treated: usually an old tyre is thrown around the criminal’s neck, filled in with petrol and set alight! Showtime!
Last month, a thief caught only with stolen cassava and goat got the penalty.
Radical for criminal attitude right? Well even suspects can get the treatment. There was a recent case where suspects, that is thieves in a car roaming a neighborhood, got spotted, caught, beaten up and set alight too. OK the car boot contained various tools like crow bars… but then what? As the joke goes, men should have their penis cut off because they are equipped for rape?
So obviously beware the crowd after an incident, reactions can go wild and not always as expected. Any new expatriate arriving here will soon get the advice to flee away when involved in any accident with local population. Any is the key word here. You drive and hit a child, you speed off and go to the next police station, you witness something and you speed off even if obviously you cannot possibly and logically (forget that word with crowds) be responsible. One bad leader in a crowd and you’re toast. A white skin does not help, true.
I happened once to hit a drunken idiot on the road, he was playing chicken with me and I was not to make a frontal with an opposite car…big noise, a shape flew over the windshield and I fled to the police station. The chief of police welcomed me and my action. I still spent some time in a cell, alone though and I was not beaten up nor stolen. The same cannot be said for the neighboring residents in other cells where beatings alternated with religious songs and prayers. Honestly? I did regret for a while to have stopped by and if I had had an iota of religion, I might have started to pray too. The beating on a human body makes a disturbing noise, not to mention the screams… But as said, I just lost time there…
Last month, I was running down the road when I spotted a motorbike and passengers nearly got crushed by a truck front wheels. Just blood and broken bones luckily, I still stopped for a few seconds then that bell rung in my head and I resumed jogging. Just in case. Did I overreact? Maybe…
The former case leads to my very first experience: still a rookie in Africa I was pedaling on my bicycle when a car overtook me and hit a bystander a few seconds later. I literally saw the man flying a few meters high in the air. The car didn’t even slow down. I stopped to help the victim who was obviously already dead. A crowd gathered in no time. Then a white driver stopped behind and yelled at me, told me to fuck off right away, asked if I had a dead wish, I was arguing that I was a biker and so on but the man didn’t let it go, insisted I leave asap, that he’d follow me for a while, ready to ride over any thug! Huho, I realised he was serious and I left for good. Friends later confirmed it was the right thing to do, just in case.
Some months ago, a black driver hit and killed a child. Weird enough he stopped. Things went quickly out of control though it was obvious he was not to blame. Still he got beaten, the jeep was smashed, the tourists inside got the fright of their life, the police for once was quick to intervene. The funny part in this one? The victim’s mother got hit and trashed by the same crowd for being such a bad mother and letting a small child play on the roadside! So that’s it? Penalty for everybody involved?
Does it make more sense now?
What about the police? They usually arrive later, much later and pretend to enquire and search for the mob but we never read any results in the papers. Let’s face it, it is common knowledge that policemen prefer dead bodies over live ones: less paperwork and phone calls, less people in crowded prisons, better for the taxpayer money… nothing surprising there.